what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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