Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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