Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
