i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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