how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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