I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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