no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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