Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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