READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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