i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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