I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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