You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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