we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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