I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
