So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
