"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I am morally bankrupt
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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