Whod you bang
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
