Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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