wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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