The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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