ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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