Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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