well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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