I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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