I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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