Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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