i think i have two assholes
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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