READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Randomize
