You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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