the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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