and you said cock pushups were impossible
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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