I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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