I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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