theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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