Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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