That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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