i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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