i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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