Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You are a genius and a whore.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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