Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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