If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
