But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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