so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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