suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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