Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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