Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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