Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
