Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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