im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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