I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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