champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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