There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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