Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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