Have you finally orgasmed yet?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
