week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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