she smelled like a LAN party
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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