Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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