Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm bleeding and have questions
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
